Field Hockey and the Beach Look

I had to sit next to the fan again today. This time, it was set on high, so when I put pencils on my papers to hold them down, it blew the pencils onto the ground. Yay, another way to look like an idiot! Exactly what I need, as if I'm not enough of a freak, let's put the fan in front of me! Put the fan in front of anyone else and it would blow their hair around and give them that hot beach look. Me? I blink a lot and my hair gets tangled. Anyway, we had gym and I attempted to play field hockey. Instead, I ended up hurting people with the stupid ball. You could say I'm not exactly athletic. That's why I dance, because there usually aren't any sticks or rackets or anything else I could whack someone with involved. However, there are in theater, my favorite thing in the world. Like, last year in our school production of Mulan, I was Mulan's grandmother and had a cane. I ended up stabbing a few people's feet with it when I put it down. I truly feel bad for anyone around me when I have something that could potentially be used as a weapon because even when I'm really trying to be careful, I normally end giving someone some kind of bruise. I also tripped on air today. Luckily, I don't think anyone saw, but still its another example of how extremely clumsy I am. What a wonderful life I have.